“you are always here to me, and i always listen. and i can always see you.”
no, but you know what would be funny? I mean, really funny? if post-Library River found a way to visit Doctor in the TARDIS. and he’d be probably the only one who would be able to see her. and you know that one day, Clara would just walk in on him, furiously humping the air over the console. and she’d be like ‘Doctor, you promised me that we would go- ARE YOU HUMPING THE CONSOLE??!?!’ and the Doctor would be like ‘IT’S OKAY CLARA, IT’S MY WIFE’, and Clara would be ‘DID YOU JUST CALL THE CONSOLE YOUR WIFE?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!’. and the Doctor would be like ‘NO, IT’S RIVER, IT’S OKAY!! RIVER, TELL HER!!’ and River would just lie on the floor, dying from laughter, because the mental image of him humping the air would be too much to her. and the Doctor would realise how it looked like and he’d start flailing and trying to tuck himself in, and he would ofc injure himself with a zipper, and he’d flail even more, flailing limbs and penis everywhere and he’d be like ‘RIVER I AM BLEEDING OUT HELP ME!!!!’ and poor Clara would be like ‘I DID NOT ASK FOR IT, I DID NOT WANT IT, CAN YOU TRY NOT TO POKE MY EYE OUT!?!?1’, and Doctor would still be ‘RIVER I AM DYING, KISS IT BETTER- I SAID KISS IT BETTER NOT ‘SUCK IT BETTER’- OH MY GALLIFREY DON’T STOP.’
and Clara would just ask the TARDIS to prepare her an acid bath for her brain. or she’d just ask her to take her to the nearest asylum.
yeah
that is totally how Clara will end up: traumatised for life by the Doctor sexing up his invisible wife
